A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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kk

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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