What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

whats a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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