- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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