Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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the redsox

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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