What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Who wants $300? Me too.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

hi

Your face

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One time I walked into a fat kid..

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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