- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Hail Heetluh

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Women's rights.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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