- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

... Chan chan

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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