- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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