- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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