a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

the midget went to the midget store

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

I walk into a bar...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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