- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Your mam is so fat.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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