What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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the midget went to the midget store

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I walk into a bar...

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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