- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Face Hunter is scum

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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