- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A child walks into a classroom.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A man walks into a bar

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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