Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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womens rights

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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