- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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