why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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