- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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