- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.