What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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knock knock whos their a person

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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the holocaust

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Laugh.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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