- Anti Joke

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch