- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Kys

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Shea's sty....

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

I have an idea! You leave.

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