- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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