- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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