What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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