- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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