- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Tilt your screen back

what is red white and blue? the french flag

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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