- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

speech and debate.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

feminists.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

what is racecar backwards in reverse

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