If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

richard is fag

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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