Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

richard is fag

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Barack Obama.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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