- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

pull my finger (farts)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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