Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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