Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

thumb_up thumb_down +10

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops