Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

knock knock go away!!!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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