stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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