What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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everyone dislike this

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Woman rights.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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