- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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