- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

world peace

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

womens rights.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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