- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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