Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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minorities

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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