if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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