Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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