- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Sex education in Texas.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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