- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Caolan and Eamon

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

National security?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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