- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

But who would want to sell us out and why?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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