What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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nickel back

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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