- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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