- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's one plus one? two.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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