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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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