Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

911 jokes are just plane wrong

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

The Oakland Raiders

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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