Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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4 hours later.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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