- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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