- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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