why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How many light bulbs? 1

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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