what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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