- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What would u like to drink?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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