There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Republicans

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Blacks

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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