Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Where's the dick??? east

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Tilt your screen back

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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