- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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