- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

robin, get in the car.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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