Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Tilt your screen back

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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