Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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woman's rights

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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My Butthole.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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