Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Massie is a fatass

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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