whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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