cats are pussies

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Face Hunter is scum

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that wall over there ->

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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women's rights

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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