Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

your life

snooki

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What is your bill about? Clinton

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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