- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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