- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I wrote a funny joke.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Sex education in Texas.

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