- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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