- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Albert your flies undone.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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