- Anti Joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded