- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Suck pussy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Women's rights

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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