What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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whats 7+4? 74

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 24

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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so how about that irline food

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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