Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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what is orange? an orange

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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