what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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