A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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