What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

European on my shoes, buddy.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Psychics.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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