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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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