- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

what tall and looks like a jew?

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner