A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Fart

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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