Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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