- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

whats chinese noodles

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

why was the man sad? his wife died

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A child walks into a classroom.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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