Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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