- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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