What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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YOLO

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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AIDS.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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