there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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