Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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women's rights.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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