why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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an athiest walks into a church

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Anti Joke

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