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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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