Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Anti Joke

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