What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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