- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

can you pass the soap?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

women's rights.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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