I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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4 hours later.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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