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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Heskey time.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

matt is fat

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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