A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

world society

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Women's Rights

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

willie revilame

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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