- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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