- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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