There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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