- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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