What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Your dads dead. lol

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