What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Women's rights

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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