What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Hello.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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do you have a wife?

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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