- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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