- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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