- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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