- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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