- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

mark is religion

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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