A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

boobs!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Christianity.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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