how did the man with the gun die? obesity

you suck

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

YEAH THEY DO!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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