A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Woman's Rights

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You know whats funny Aids

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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