- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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