Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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