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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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