- Anti Joke

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.