- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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