What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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i hate black people

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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